TOP SECRET

I know a secret! It's a wonderful secret! 

I'm not allowed to tell anyone what it is so I'm not.

 I was told I'm allowed to tell Johnny so I did. 

Johnny likes the secret too. When I learned this secret it made my day.

There's nothing like a good, happy secret... You know, when you say the word secret over and over again it starts to sound like a funny word. 

ssssseeeeeeeeeeeecret.

Don't worry, when I'm allowed to tell the secret I will tell you. And I'm sure you will understand why it is such a good secret.